Big Bad: Jack is exposed as this by the end of the film.Animal Reaction Shot: The pet monkey often gets these, including looking nervous as a character is given CPR.So if you're looking for a couple of good scares, some funny bits then go and check out what has to be the king schlock movie of the decade. It wasn't as badly written as I thought it was going to be but again this isn't Oscar material here, and it was kind of funny seeing Nurse Hathaway from E.R., Juliana Margulies, trying to keep it real as she chucks a hatchet at a couple snakes.
But that’s a good thing cause if it looked too real I think I would have crapped my pants. Anyway, the CGI was pretty crappy I could usually tell what was a real snake and what was fake. It was pretty horrific I kept saying to myself how the hell does a snake do that. Oh, man that one hurt the most they really wanted you to see the agony on that guy, ouch! Another dude got bitten on the ass, hell the damn snakes were biting people's eyes out and slithering into their mouths. I kid you not within the first twenty minutes of the attacks I saw a half naked woman with a rattler attached to her boob, I saw another guy who walked in to take a piss and got a python attached to his y'know python. I don't like snakes, and I found myself a little squirmy when I saw where some of these poor souls were getting bitten. And as the title suggests, a Mafioso decides that the best way to take care of this witness is to release 500 pheromone charged poisonous snakes onto an Oceanic Flight.
Jackson) is tasked to escort a federal witness (Nathan Phillips), from Hawaii to L.A. The scares were great, the snakes were crazy and the comedy routines of Kenan Thompson ( Saturday Night Live) and David Koechner ( Anchorman) were hilarious.į.B.I. It was by far the best film about snakes I have ever seen, way better than say Anaconda or Anaconda 2: The Blood Orchid.but I guess that really isn't saying very much. Everything the marketing team advertised about this movie was 100% accurate. Jackson kicked their mother fucking asses. I came, I saw mother fucking Snakes on a mother fucking plane and Samuel L.
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